No dogs allowed? No dogs allowed! I am surrounded by the biggest trees I have ever seen in my entire life and I am not allowed near them. As if these trees have been around for 1,000 - 2,000 years and suddenly my presence will make them feel small and they will die? I don't think so.

Hey wait, according to the other signs I am not allowed on the wharf, beaches, sidewalk or in the trash cans. I guess this place is considered "dog friendly" because I do not have to be subjected to the pesky "outdoors", gigantic red wooded trees blocking the warm sunshine, hippy and bum-lined boardwalks along the beach (really, you can't tell who is homeless and who is just an eccentric). So all these restrictions are just to protect me? Hmmmmm... poor humans.